I was strolling through my favorite thrift store with “Lil One” when I saw him. The guy of my pre-teen dreams. G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip.
I showed him to “Lil One”. She went wild, she didn’t know nothing about that. She had never seen GI Joe. She thought the one in the white looked like Kanye. I didn’t need to convince her that he would be a better play mate for Veterinarian Barbie than Fred (from Scoobie Doo), she knew.