Monday, June 18, 2012

When Fabulosity goes horribly wrong... Osama Bin Laden's ex will be checking for you

Kimora, Ming & Ayoki Simmons
Osama Bin Laden's former girl friend/sex slave is not buying into Fabulosity. As a matter of fact, she hates every thing that Ms. Fabulosity, Kimora Lee Simmons stands for. For a couple of weeks now Kola has been boasting on Twitter about the affair she has allegedly been having with Kimora's husband, Amistad actor, Djimon Hounsou.

Kimora, Kenzo & Djimon
Of course, Russell Simmons, who USA Today recently named one of the “Top 25 Most Influential People of the Past 25 Years,” must be concerned about the situation, as Kimora has two children by Simmons and one by Hounsou.

Kola claims that Simmons has threatened her hoping to get her to back off of Kimora.

Kola, who has been angry with American media, because she feels like they did not take interest in her story as Osama's girlfriend/sex slave because of her skin color, is thrilled that the American media is giving her a public platform to defame Kimora - the Queen of Faublosity...
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The Statement 
"For four years (starting 3 weeks after Kimora Lee Simmons 'faux' West African wedding to actor Djimon Hounsou in the country of Benin)....I took part in an adulterous affair with Ms. Simmons' man. I can honestly say that I slept with her husband more than she did the last four years.Today is June 14th, 2012. But a few months ago...my affair with Djimon caused so much strife within their coupling that Djimon Hounsou walked out on Ms. Simmons. 
This affair with Djimon was about revenge for me, Kola.The American media giving me this opportunity to publicly humiliate her is just icing on the cake. I didn't expect this at all. Be aware that despite Russell's denials (Russell Simmons, her mega-rich slimy turtle without a shell MOGUL ex-husband whose name she still uses instead of Djimon's)...and despite Kimora's and Djimon's denials that they have broken up...let me tell you....they HAVE!!
Go here if you dare to read the entire rant - it is VERY lengthy and filled with soft porn and dirty words...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This seems like a good post to raise this question under: Does anybody know, did Ashley McNamee get breast enhancements?

Anonymous said...

That's funny - I wondered the same thing just the other night. But it's really none of our business.

Emerge Peoria said...

You people are funny!

I just so happened to notice "Ashley SmashNamee" (as some guys I know call her) the other day. LOL

True, it is not our business, but hey, when you look like you wear fake fingernails, extra eye lashes or boobs... people are going to notice and they no longer consider it rude to ask.

Miss Basenbach said...

Back on topic - who in the world is Kimora Lee Simmons? And why is she famous? Guess I don't watch enough TV or read the right magazines...
And I'm not interested enough to Google her. These types of people just need to go away.

Emerge Peoria said...

You don't have to Goggle Miss Basenbach. If you care enough to ask... simply click on her name in the post and you will see who is Kimora is

triedntrue said...

Funny. Who is Miss Basenbach and why don't she just go away. Before you do though, what the hell do you mean by "t
These type of people"?

Anonymous said...

I don't know much about either of the women but sounds like Osamas ex is pulling some terrorist tactics on the Simmons. Ummm....they better be careful!

Miss Basenbach said...

Thanks, Emerge, but I'm not even interested enough to click on the name.
And triedntrue - "these types of people" means anyone who is famous for being famous, such as Paris Hilton (anyone even remember her?), the Kardashians, short-term spouses of famous/rich people, and reality TV stars.

Anonymous said...

In regard to Ashley McNamee and her body, no, she did not get breast implants. She has always been "well endowed." If you ever see her in person, she really is pretty natural. No fake eye lashes, no fake nails, just a girl.