That must have been quite some exotic dancing this stripper did in order to get off so light...Yow!
The stripper, Misty Light-Yow faced three felony charges carrying up to seven years in prison each and other charges (grand theft auto, driving under the influence, aggravated battery, marijuana possession, speeding through town at 70 miles per hour, driving on a suspended license, violating 11 traffic signals, criminal damage to property, eluding police for over 20 miles, assaulting a police officer) AND just like the video game - there are little to no consequences for her criminal behavior.
Bartonville woman gets 90 days and restitution for Grand Theft
Misty Light-Yow, 35, also will spend two years on probation and pay the cab company $1,690 for her damage to the vehicle in the wild, dangerous ride the night before New Year’s Eve.
Thursday before Tazewell County Circuit Judge Joe Vespa sentenced her to 90 days in jail, including the 31 days she had served since her arrest and day-for-day credit for good behavior, on charges of aggravated battery to a police officer, aggravated fleeing police and aggravated driving under the influence of alcohol.
Charges of possessing stolen property, driving with a suspended license, and other traffic-related charges, were dismissed.