Snoop Dogg commanded to perform before the Royals

When it comes to the subjugation of women...










the propagation of gang lifestyle...










and the consumption of addictive intoxicants...

Snoop Dogg is the best that America has to offer. Snoop Dogg, he has taught our youth so much and is held in such high esteem in this "post racial" America, that of course, he would be called upon to perform before the future King of England (see court jester).

Snoop Dogg Writes Song for Prince William's Bachelor Party
As promised, Snoop Dogg released a new song called "Wet" on Tuesday in honor of Prince William's upcoming wedding. In the tune, a heavily Autotuned Snoop delivers some characteristically sexed-up lyrics that don't mention William or the wedding directly — but are certainly appropriate for a strip club or a bachelor party.

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Snoop said of the song, "When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William's marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something. 'Wet' is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin'."

He also tweeted on Wednesday, "UK twizzles, just heard BBC Radio 1 gonna be playing tha new single #WET soon!! Tune in! This song is tha one for Prince William's stag do!" Source