Praise the Lord for conealed carry

The son of a well-known Alcoa, Georgia pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun during an argument at a church over his lack of church attendance. The order of protection was filed by 32-year-old Michael Louis Colquitt against 60-year-old Joe Colquitt, pastor of St. John Missionary Baptist Church.

The younger man told police his father pulled out a handgun when they met at the church to discuss church attendance. He told officers his father pointed the gun at him and threatened to kill him, his wife and family.

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The man my Barbie always wanted...

I was strolling through my favorite thrift store with “Lil One” when I saw him. The guy of my pre-teen dreams. G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip.

I showed him to “Lil One”. She went wild, she didn’t know nothing about that. She had never seen GI Joe. She thought the one in the white looked like Kanye. I didn’t need to convince her that he would be a better play mate for Veterinarian Barbie than Fred (from Scoobie Doo), she knew.

We took him and his two well built friends.